Top 5 Slogans For Me
Out Of The Strong Came Forth Tim. Women Can’t Help Acting On Tim. The Non-Sticky Sticky Tim. Cuts Tim Time in Half. A Tough Tim to Follow. [Now with Tim Time©] Generated by: http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi
Category Archives: Personal
Top 5 Things I Miss About Being a Kid
Childhood Innocence Field trips Cool Teachers Awesome Classmate’s Parents
The dominant species is women and they are doing experiments on men.
So, what have we learned tonight? Never let women do anything to you regarding appearance, for if you do you will be humiliated for the rest of the night or even longer, forever. Not to mention you may look like a girl and smell like one too. And another thing, you may find yourself feeling […]
Film Noir In Written Form
I was a chef in the world famous San Fancisco fishermen’s grotto, Spenger’s. One night I was working on a alfredo sauce to top them all and who was playing in the parlor but the one true love I ever would have. I watched from the kitchen that night, as she sang her sweet siren’s […]
Me In My Dreams
So I had a couple dreams last night. In the first one I was in my car, but the point of view I had was looking at the rear bumper from the drivers side. So what happened was this jerk, turned too close to me when pulling out or something and then he totally messed […]
What I Did Today – 8/24/05
I watched: Episode 1 of Hacktv Episode 11 of Command-N Episode 1 of The Packet Sniffers Looked on Digg