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Top 5 Acronyms Made By Me

GUAM-T-GOGO: “Give Us A Minute To Get Our Giggles Out,” Something you might say if you were acting in a film and repeatedly mis-spoke lines because you were giggling too much. LITE: “Latitudinal/Longitudinal Internet Telecommunications Engine,” A GPS tracking system for Voice-Over-IP by way of the internet. MIME: “Misheard Irritating Monkey Executives,” Irritating executives of [...]

Always Look On The Bright Side of Spam or Top 15 Links Relating To Spam & Humor

“The Soapbox of Spam” Funny animation ment to debunk spam scams. User Friendly Comic Strip Relating to spam. Spamusement! One pane comic strip based solely on the subject lines of spam. Sounds To Announce Spam For your email client. The “Spam Humor” Blog Funny commentary on spam subject lines. Even On A Desert Island… Anti-Spam [...]

Top 6 Quotes By Me

Dreaming of the beauty, but only finding the beast. Modesty is the best policy. Life is like a cafeteria, it’s hard to find a seat and you look like an idiot while you’re looking. De-Liver; Sounds Painful. The dark corners of the internet are the life-blood of insanity. 45% of statistics are made up on [...]

Top 5 They Might Be Giants Quotes

“I don’t want the world, I just want your half.” “It’s a simple message and I’m leaving out the whistles and bells.” “Who came up with person man?” “Tell me if you think I’m getting better on the drums.” “Why they changed it I can’t say, People just liked it better that way”

Top 5 Interesting Links Of The Moment

Quotes By Mr. Rogers I particullarly like the one that says, “You know, I think everybody longs to be loved, and longs to know that he or she is lovable. And, consequently, the greatest thing that we can do is to help somebody know that they’re loved and capable of loving.” because it’s so true. [...]

It is hard to wreck a nice beach or My Top 5 Mondegreen.

I found this article on Wikipedia about misheard phrases, sentences or lyrics that have acquired a new meaning. Some of my favorites follow: It is hard to wreck a nice beach. (“It’s hard to recognize speech”) ‘Scuse me while I kiss this guy (“Scuse me while I kiss the sky” from Purple Haze by Jimi [...]