1. “For you, I’d give up all I own
   And move to a communist country
   If you came with me, of course
   And I’d file my nails so they don’t hurt you
   And lose those pounds, and learn about football
   If it made you stay, but you won’t, but you won’t”
   In ‘Don’t Bother‘ By Shakira
2. “Pretty girl keep growin’ up, playin’ makeup, wearin’ guitar” In ‘Left Of The Dial‘ By The Replacements
3. “I say I miss you, I miss you” In ‘Return To Me‘ By Matthew Ryan
4. “I don’t want the world, I just want your half” In ‘Ana Ng‘ By They Might Be Giants
5. “How it makes you a weapon” In ‘Weapon‘ By Matthew Good

1. GUAM-T-GOGO: “Give Us A Minute To Get Our Giggles Out,” Something you might say if you were acting in a film and repeatedly mis-spoke lines because you were giggling too much.
2. LITE: “Latitudinal/Longitudinal Internet Telecommunications Engine,” A GPS tracking system for Voice-Over-IP by way of the internet.
3. MIME: “Misheard Irritating Monkey Executives,” Irritating executives of a company that are monkeys and are often difficult to understand.
4. MONEY: “Mother’s Ornery Niece Emily Yates,” A sentence made acronym starting from the word “Money.”
5. GOD: “Good Old Dad,” God is our Heavenly Father and he’s been around a long time.

1. “The Soapbox of Spam” Funny animation ment to debunk spam scams.
2. User Friendly Comic Strip Relating to spam.
3. Spamusement! One pane comic strip based solely on the subject lines of spam.
4. Sounds To Announce Spam For your email client.
5. The “Spam Humor” Blog Funny commentary on spam subject lines.
6. Even On A Desert Island…
7. Anti-Spam Humor Links relating to the humor of spam.
8. “Spam Improvement” A parody (hopefully) site giving suggestions to spam writers.
9. “Voice Spam” On Player Vs Player
1. Part One
2. Part Two
3. Part Three
10. Short Spam Animation Read your spam carefully.(Just kidding delete it now!)
11. The Way Spammers Apparently Think We Think… On Dork Tower
12. Responding To Spammers On Dork Tower
13. “Voice Spam” On The Joy of Tech
14. “The Matrix: Spammers” By David Horsey
15. “Spam Invaders” On Spamsters

1. Dreaming of the beauty, but only finding the beast.
2. Modesty is the best policy.
3. Life is like a cafeteria, it’s hard to find a seat and you look like an idiot while you’re looking.
4. De-Liver; Sounds Painful.
5. The dark corners of the internet are the life-blood of insanity.
6. 45% of statistics are made up on the spot. (Not by me)

1. “I don’t want the world, I just want your half.”
2. “It’s a simple message and I’m leaving out the whistles and bells.”
3. “Who came up with person man?”
4. “Tell me if you think I’m getting better on the drums.”
5. “Why they changed it I can’t say, People just liked it better that way”

1. Quotes By Mr. Rogers I particullarly like the one that says, “You know, I think everybody longs to be loved, and longs to know that he or she is lovable. And, consequently, the greatest thing that we can do is to help somebody know that they’re loved and capable of loving.” because it’s so true.
2. Music Made Of Only Morse Code Very Interesting Site. Be sure to scroll all the way down to the bottom and click the button that says “Play.”
3. Motivator Make your own motivation posters.
4. Go Hunting For Snipes It’s a lot of fun as some of you may know, either first or third hand or by way of others.
5. Hilarious Madlibs Be sure to check out Assassinate a Celebrity and The Interactive Soap Opera

1. “Penguin Calls”
2. “Peanut butter Jelly Time”
3. “The Milk & Cereal Song”
4. “Britney Spears - Subliminal Message”
5. “Waiting For Star Wars”

1. Supposedly “Annoying”, Reginald, I Disagree!
2. “Magical Trevor”
3. “Magical Trevor II”
4. “The Napoleon Dynamite Dance”
5. “Badgers”

1. Out Of The Strong Came Forth Tim.
2. Women Can’t Help Acting On Tim.
3. The Non-Sticky Sticky Tim.
4. Cuts Tim Time in Half.
5. A Tough Tim to Follow.

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1. Childhood
2. Innocence
3. Field trips
4. Cool Teachers
5. Awesome Classmate’s Parents