- GUAM-T-GOGO: “Give Us A Minute To Get Our Giggles Out,” Something you might say if you were acting in a film and repeatedly mis-spoke lines because you were giggling too much.
- LITE: “Latitudinal/Longitudinal Internet Telecommunications Engine,” A GPS tracking system for Voice-Over-IP by way of the internet.
- MIME: “Misheard Irritating Monkey Executives,” Irritating executives of a company that are monkeys and are often difficult to understand.
- MONEY: “Mother’s Ornery Niece Emily Yates,” A sentence made acronym starting from the word “Money.”
- GOD: “Good Old Dad,” God is our Heavenly Father and he’s been around a long time.
Archive for November, 2005
- “The Soapbox of Spam” Funny animation ment to debunk spam scams.
- User Friendly Comic Strip Relating to spam.
- Spamusement! One pane comic strip based solely on the subject lines of spam.
- Sounds To Announce Spam For your email client.
- The “Spam Humor” Blog Funny commentary on spam subject lines.
- Even On A Desert Island…
- Anti-Spam Humor Links relating to the humor of spam.
- “Spam Improvement” A parody (hopefully) site giving suggestions to spam writers.
- “Voice Spam” On Player Vs Player
- Short Spam Animation Read your spam carefully.(Just kidding delete it now!)
- The Way Spammers Apparently Think We Think… On Dork Tower
- Responding To Spammers On Dork Tower
- “Voice Spam” On The Joy of Tech
- “The Matrix: Spammers” By David Horsey
- “Spam Invaders” On Spamsters
- Dreaming of the beauty, but only finding the beast.
- Modesty is the best policy.
- Life is like a cafeteria, it’s hard to find a seat and you look like an idiot while you’re looking.
- De-Liver; Sounds Painful.
- The dark corners of the internet are the life-blood of insanity.
- 45% of statistics are made up on the spot. (Not by me)
Processors are so hot you could fry an egg on ‘em! link
By the way the title of this post is a palindrome that I came up with in ten seconds. I’m also tired, hense the ‘Toha’ instead of what I was thinking of: ‘Taho.’ Darn right, night dislexia! 
- “I don’t want the world, I just want your half.”
- “It’s a simple message and I’m leaving out the whistles and bells.”
- “Who came up with person man?”
- “Tell me if you think I’m getting better on the drums.”
- “Why they changed it I can’t say, People just liked it better that way”
- Quotes By Mr. Rogers I particullarly like the one that says, “You know, I think everybody longs to be loved, and longs to know that he or she is lovable. And, consequently, the greatest thing that we can do is to help somebody know that they’re loved and capable of loving.” because it’s so true.
- Music Made Of Only Morse Code Very Interesting Site. Be sure to scroll all the way down to the bottom and click the button that says “Play.”
- Motivator Make your own motivation posters.
- Go Hunting For Snipes It’s a lot of fun as some of you may know, either first or third hand or by way of others.
- Hilarious Madlibs Be sure to check out Assassinate a Celebrity and The Interactive Soap Opera
Supposedly there’s a difference between the north and the south!? link
No Comments- Supposedly “Annoying”, Reginald, I Disagree!
- “Magical Trevor”
- “Magical Trevor II”
- “The Napoleon Dynamite Dance”
- “Badgers”
I found this article on Wikipedia about misheard phrases, sentences or lyrics that have acquired a new meaning. Some of my favorites follow:
- It is hard to wreck a nice beach.
(”It’s hard to recognize speech”) - ‘Scuse me while I kiss this guy
(”Scuse me while I kiss the sky” from Purple Haze by Jimi Hendrix) - They hae slain the Earl Amurray, And Lady Mondegreen.
(”And laid him on the green”) - Australians all are ostriches, Four minus one is three
(”Australians all let us rejoice, For we are young and free” from the Australian national anthem) - Ain’t no woman like the one-eyed Gott
(”Ain’t No Woman (Like the One I’ve Got)” from The Four Top’s song)
