So, what have we learned tonight? Never let women do anything to you regarding appearance, for if you do you will be humiliated for the rest of the night or even longer, forever. Not to mention you may look like a girl and smell like one too. And another thing, you may find yourself feeling […]
I was a chef in the world famous San Fancisco fishermen’s grotto, Spenger’s. One night I was working on a alfredo sauce to top them all and who was playing in the parlor but the one true love I ever would have. I watched from the kitchen that night, as she sang her sweet siren’s […]
Calvin and Hobbes! This page has all the old comic strips featuring Calvin’s hilarious snow sculptures. read more | digg story
This is so awesome! The terrible Engrish subtitles from Zero Wing that inspired the cult video All Your Base Are Belong to Us, sung to the tune of Queen’s Bohemian Rhapsody. read more | digg story
So I had a couple dreams last night. In the first one I was in my car, but the point of view I had was looking at the rear bumper from the drivers side. So what happened was this jerk, turned too close to me when pulling out or something and then he totally messed […]
Last night at the Improv Club at ARC, Liesel and Matt Russel were talking and acting out this commercial. The best line ever: “Steve: Hey! You’re hot and I feel great. Let’s get married. Woman: Alright but I want lots of kids. Steve: Me too, five hundred of ’em! Ooooh! Woman: Yeah! Babies everywhere!” As […]