Is This The Real Life? Is This Just Fantasy?
A very interesting example of photo retouching or as it’s sometimes called “air brushing” in magazines. link backup link
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How I Make “Techno”(Yeah Right!) Music
Get a program called TS 404 and SimSynth or other sound generators. Now get Audacity for recording and editing. Read this tutorial that covers everything you need to know about Audacity. Get the LAME MP3 Encoder. Read this tutorial that explains how to setup your sound card to record from the sound generators and other […]
Interesting Things About Nickelback
Two popular Nickelback songs played at the same time reveal that they are exactly the same! link
Top 5 Sad Lyrics Of The Day
“For you, I’d give up all I own And move to a communist country If you came with me, of course And I’d file my nails so they don’t hurt you And lose those pounds, and learn about football If it made you stay, but you won’t, but you won’t” In ‘Don’t Bother‘ By Shakira […]
Worst Actor To Play Willy Wonka! And Other Remakes With Lower Budgets
The worst actor to play the new Willy Wonka. link #1 link #2 I also just realized that Gilbert Gottfried [imdb] looks a lot like my old bishop. Remade movies that had less of a budget than the originals. link
Top 5 Acronyms Made By Me
GUAM-T-GOGO: “Give Us A Minute To Get Our Giggles Out,” Something you might say if you were acting in a film and repeatedly mis-spoke lines because you were giggling too much. LITE: “Latitudinal/Longitudinal Internet Telecommunications Engine,” A GPS tracking system for Voice-Over-IP by way of the internet. MIME: “Misheard Irritating Monkey Executives,” Irritating executives of […]
Always Look On The Bright Side of Spam or Top 15 Links Relating To Spam & Humor
“The Soapbox of Spam” Funny animation ment to debunk spam scams. User Friendly Comic Strip Relating to spam. Spamusement! One pane comic strip based solely on the subject lines of spam. Sounds To Announce Spam For your email client. The “Spam Humor” Blog Funny commentary on spam subject lines. Even On A Desert Island… Anti-Spam […]
Top 6 Quotes By Me
Dreaming of the beauty, but only finding the beast. Modesty is the best policy. Life is like a cafeteria, it’s hard to find a seat and you look like an idiot while you’re looking. De-Liver; Sounds Painful. The dark corners of the internet are the life-blood of insanity. 45% of statistics are made up on […]
A Hot Processor Ross eCorp Toha
Processors are so hot you could fry an egg on ’em! link By the way the title of this post is a palindrome that I came up with in ten seconds. I’m also tired, hense the ‘Toha’ instead of what I was thinking of: ‘Taho.’ Darn right, night dislexia! :)