Top 5 Looping Flash Animations
- Supposedly “Annoying”, Reginald, I Disagree!
- “Magical Trevor”
- “Magical Trevor II”
- “The Napoleon Dynamite Dance”
- “Badgers”
It is hard to wreck a nice beach or My Top 5 Mondegreen.
I found this article on Wikipedia about misheard phrases, sentences or lyrics that have acquired a new meaning. Some of my favorites follow:
- It is hard to wreck a nice beach.
(“It’s hard to recognize speech”) - ‘Scuse me while I kiss this guy
(“Scuse me while I kiss the sky” from Purple Haze by Jimi Hendrix) - They hae slain the Earl Amurray, And Lady Mondegreen.
(“And laid him on the green”) - Australians all are ostriches, Four minus one is three
(“Australians all let us rejoice, For we are young and free” from the Australian national anthem) - Ain’t no woman like the one-eyed Gott
(“Ain’t No Woman (Like the One I’ve Got)” from The Four Top’s song)
It’s Cyber Monday This Monday.
Cyber Monday n. The Monday after the U.S. Thanksgiving holiday, when online retailers reportedly experience a surge in purchases.
The Best Talent Show Preformance Ever, With Mario and Luigi
Totally awesome! link
Creepy, But Awesome Video, “PI”
“Pi” (with digits of pi sung in harmony to the 190th decimal place) link
Dude looks like Darren
He does. link
-Tim
The Hogwarts Dancers
So bizarre, but so awesome. link
-Tim
Top 5 Slogans For Me
- Out Of The Strong Came Forth Tim.
- Women Can’t Help Acting On Tim.
- The Non-Sticky Sticky Tim.
- Cuts Tim Time in Half.
- A Tough Tim to Follow.
[Now with Tim Time©]
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Top 5 Things I Miss About Being a Kid
- Childhood
- Innocence
- Field trips
- Cool Teachers
- Awesome Classmate’s Parents
The dominant species is women and they are doing experiments on men.
So, what have we learned tonight? Never let women do anything to you regarding appearance, for if you do you will be humiliated for the rest of the night or even longer, forever. Not to mention you may look like a girl and smell like one too. And another thing, you may find yourself feeling low and even used or possibly disgusted with yourself, for when you take out the hair thingies or take off the make-up you will be ignored for the rest of the night, even though the “playing with your hair” was the most memorable highlight to everyone at the party. Men, I plead with you, please, please, please don’t let girls turn you in to one of them with their cruel experiments.
-Tim