Top 5 Sad Lyrics Of The Day

“For you, I’d give up all I own
And move to a communist country
If you came with me, of course
And I’d file my nails so they don’t hurt you
And lose those pounds, and learn about football
If it made you stay, but you won’t, but you won’t”
In ‘Don’t Bother‘ By Shakira
“Pretty girl keep growin’ up, playin’ makeup, wearin’ guitar” In ‘Left Of The Dial‘ By The Replacements
“I say I miss you, I miss you” In ‘Return To Me‘ By Matthew Ryan
“I don’t want the world, I just want your half” In ‘Ana Ng‘ By They Might Be Giants
“How it makes you a weapon” In ‘Weapon‘ By Matthew Good

Worst Actor To Play Willy Wonka! And Other Remakes With Lower Budgets

The worst actor to play the new Willy Wonka. link #1 link #2 I also just realized that Gilbert Gottfried [imdb] looks a lot like my old bishop.
Remade movies that had less of a budget than the originals. link

Top 5 Acronyms Made By Me

GUAM-T-GOGO: “Give Us A Minute To Get Our Giggles Out,” Something you might say if you were acting in a film and repeatedly mis-spoke lines because you were giggling too much.
LITE: “Latitudinal/Longitudinal Internet Telecommunications Engine,” A GPS tracking system for Voice-Over-IP by way of the internet.
MIME: “Misheard Irritating Monkey Executives,” Irritating executives of a company that are monkeys and are often difficult to understand.
MONEY: “Mother’s Ornery Niece Emily Yates,” A sentence made acronym starting from the word “Money.”
GOD: “Good Old Dad,” God is our Heavenly Father and he’s been around a long time.

Always Look On The Bright Side of Spam or Top 15 Links Relating To Spam & Humor

“The Soapbox of Spam” Funny animation ment to debunk spam scams.
User Friendly Comic Strip Relating to spam.
Spamusement! One pane comic strip based solely on the subject lines of spam.
Sounds To Announce Spam For your email client.
The “Spam Humor” Blog Funny commentary on spam subject lines.
Even On A Desert Island…
Anti-Spam Humor Links relating to the humor of spam.
“Spam Improvement” A parody (hopefully) site giving suggestions to spam writers.
“Voice Spam” On Player Vs Player

Short Spam Animation Read your spam carefully.(Just kidding delete it now!)
The Way Spammers Apparently Think We Think… On Dork Tower
Responding To Spammers On Dork Tower
“Voice Spam” On The Joy of Tech
“The Matrix: Spammers” By David Horsey
“Spam Invaders” On Spamsters

Top 6 Quotes By Me

Dreaming of the beauty, but only finding the beast.
Modesty is the best policy.
Life is like a cafeteria, it’s hard to find a seat and you look like an idiot while you’re looking.
De-Liver; Sounds Painful.
The dark corners of the internet are the life-blood of insanity.
45% of statistics are made up on the spot. (Not by me)

A Hot Processor Ross eCorp Toha

Processors are so hot you could fry an egg on ’em! link
By the way the title of this post is a palindrome that I came up with in ten seconds. I’m also tired, hense the ‘Toha’ instead of what I was thinking of: ‘Taho.’ Darn right, night dislexia! :)